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I've got cabin fever...

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 20, 2010, 7:57 AM
It's 9:50 a.m. and the urge just hit me to hop in my wheelchair and cruise over to the fridge to crack open one of the bottles of Bud Light that have been in there since the Super Bowl.  :XD:  YEAH.  Needless to say, alcohol doesn't have a huge place in my life, but I've been cooped up inside this house for damn near a year and I swear to God I'm crawling out of my skin up in this beeyaaaiiitch!  I woke up restless, and I'm feeling like F*** IT.  F*** THEM, F*** IT and F*** EVERYTHING WITH IT.  Shiii, mayne, I f***in dare me to drink beer at ten O'clock in the morning.  I double dare me to.  I'll do it man, I'm an ANIMAL!  A caged beast, bro!  Yall best back the f*** back, there, wardy, before you get rabies, or like acid reflux or f***ing chicken pox!  FO' REAL, I got the instincts of some kind of crazy dangerous mongoose badger or like a f***ing hippopotamus with spikes and fire and snakes and shit all over it! :O  (all a sudden I'm dead silent,
:O <-- mad doggin everybody with that thousand yard stare, like I've been in the bush too long)  

I got three mother 'lovin beers to drink, hoss!  They gotta last me all day though because I'm stuck here.  I gotta pace myself, man, creepin up on yall cute and fuzzy bunnies all slow and steady like I'm some kind of f***ing crazy dangerous ass racing tortoise with spikes and fire and snakes and shit all over it, totin' mad scorpions with LASER GATS FOR NIPPLES, BRO!  F***IN F*** YEAH DUDE, WHAT!  :rofl:  SOMEBODY GET ME THE F*** OUT OF HERE!

  • Mood: Dumbfounded
  • Listening to: I don't know. Did you hear it too?
  • Reading: Charlie's next move
  • Watching: Trigun!
  • Playing: CHESS. POORLY.
  • Eating: GNC Mega Man Sport vitamins
  • Drinking: Sugar free Red Bull by the GALLON
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:iconmr-crack:
most epic journal ive ever read in my life man hahaha. This needs a fav or sumthin man. This should be printed on a t-shirt!

And Big UPS man. Get better soon and dont leave them beers hanging they dont like to be alone. (one is calling me right now............................im scared) ;)
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:iconwork-is-play:
HELL YEAH, WE SHOULD PRINT IT ON SOME KIND OF CRAZY, DANGEROUS ASS POLY-COTTON BLEND WITH SPIKES & FIRE & SNAKES & SHIT ALL ON IT, F***IN RADIOACTIVE KOMODO DRAGON WALRUSES CHUCKING NINJA STARS THAT EXPLODE WITH GO**AMNED MOLTEN F***ING LAVA FLYIN ALL KINDS OF CRAZY DIRECTIONS, MELTING GRILLS OFF AND F***ING UP THE WAY A MOF***ER TALKS!! OR IF YOU REALLY WANNA SCARE THE F*** OUT OF EVERYBODY, PRINT IT ON SPANDEX!
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:iconmr-crack:
Lmaoo!!!

lol @ ''DANGEROUS ASS POLY-COTTON''

Spandex ftw!
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:iconmr-crack:
:iconwtfisthisplz: lmao

and cool avatar bro :)
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:iconwork-is-play:
hahah Captain Jean Luc Piccard ain't havin it, whatever it is! :XD:
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:iconwork-is-play:
YOU HEAR IT TOO?? You validate my sanity with those words, either that or you've condemned us both!

They'll never take me alive!
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:iconmr-crack:
You must mean: They'll never take me dead!!
they were talking about doing things to my dead body :iconscaredplz:
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